Let the trading begin!

      Well here we are! Day 1.  I have pulled out the most amazing pen in my house.  It writes smooth, is a bright red color and has the TEXAS PETE hot sauce logo on the side.  If you don't believe me, just take a look at the sweet photo at the bottom of the post.
       Let me tell you a little about this pen.  It is made of some of the most durable plastic on the planet, so it can withstand the most vigorous of writing.  Also, it has a rubber grip near the tip so you can write vigorously for extended periods of time.  This would come in handy if you wanted to write a harshly worded letter to your husband, wife, lover, boyfriend, girlfriend or prison pen pal.  This pen also has a clip at the top of the pen so you can clip it onto your shirt or pants pocket.  This clip is what most experienced pen owners call the "HANDS FREE" option, because you don't have to carry it in your hand all the time. This allows you a free hand to do things like, shaking hands, waving to friends, blocking the sun from your face or doing the hambone dance.  It is also adorned with the Texas Pete logo.  This will surely impress your friends when you pull it out to show them how well it writes.  Speaking of writing, it writes so smooth, you almost forget you are writing on paper.  It feels like your are signing your name on the silky skin of a Norwegian skin model........or whatever else you can think of that is smooth.  Anyway, let's not be shy.  Who wants to be the first person to trade with me?  I know that this pen has practically traded itself, so step right up.